*with apologies to Pam Houston. :-)
Much to my delight, I'm a girlfriend today. This weekend, Andrew was talking about someone he's fond of and said "Oh my god, she's got the best crow's feet!" as though he was talking about, well, an entirely different kind of body part. Then he looked at me sideways and said "You've got some pretty good lines on your face too."
And you know what? He's right. Happiness will do that to you.