Day 5 - Still Alive

This could be your view 8 hours a day! And there's singing!

Hours today spent in the car: Nearly all of them
Cheesy CDs boughts at Wal-Mart: 4
Number of times Biz Marky sang his hit single "Just a Friend" to us: 3
Percentage of lyrics of all songs ever written in the entire existence of pop music that Heather and Susan know: 67% (just enough to mess up the words to any of them)
Number of times Susan complained about Heather's warbling in the car: 0
Number of times Susan warbled herself: 0 (hearing how someone sounded made her think better of it)
Minutes spent looking for any kind of espresso in small towns in Nevada: 37
Number of days on the road before you convince yourself that those Starbucks things you get in the bottle in a grocery store actually taste pretty good: 4
Number of cops who pulled up next to us with their lights going: 2
Susan's heart rate while Heather was pulling over and saying "Aw, hell no, you are NOT going to pull me over for doing 80!": 90 bpm
Number of cops on 80 who actually pulled us over: 0
Text messaging as a way for girls to stay awake on the road: if there's a cute boy on the other end of it, we're gonna give that a 10
Number of seconds the woman at the check-in desk in Salt Lake City gave us a "look" after Heather told her that it didn't matter whether our room had one bed or two: 6 (think about it! one-one-thousand, two-one-thousand...)
Times in her life Susan wished she was married to Heather and could say so out loud: 1
Number if interesting pictures taken yesterday: does the one of the tiny bottles that came on the room service tray count? we were just too damn tired to go out for pretty sushi. if so, then: 1