Monday, April 23, 2007


Jessica Simpson on her way to being arrested by the fashion police.

Let this be a lesson to you! Highwaisted pants are bad enough, but high-waisted pants that give you camel-toe are criminal! You've made the little baby buddha's eyes bleed with these ensembles! Stop! Stop now!

I don't know if Mischa Barton is friends with Jessica Simpson, but I am thinking that she must be. It's noble of her to try and help her friend start a 'trend' but really she just looks godawful.
How can a person be so skinny, have so much money and free clothing available to them, and still end up in an outfit that makes them look like they have a fupa?

Hee, I just wanted to use fupa in a post. These girls made it easy. Horribly easy.


Heather said...

If you think that these are appropriate vocabulary words to be teaching our loyal readers, you have been hanging out with Eugene too long!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the laughs. You ar so right! I promise to get rid of any such wardrobe items immediately- well, by Labor Day yardsale for sure.

barnacle said...

At least she didn't call it a gunt...

Kristin said...

I don't understand high waisted anything - ever. Is that some kind of weird turn on I've never heard of? I've never heard a man say, I wish you would pull your pants up - way up - like over your bellybutton, that would really be cute.


Allison said...

Oh, I was so close to using gunt, you have no idea.