Friday, February 08, 2008

Mija! You Be the Judge!

Jenny from the block at Marchesa... satin is not your friend at this point, my sistah!

So, apparently La Lopez is ALSO expecting twins... right around the same time as I am! Totally biting my style, but whatever...

Anyhoo, I saw this picture of her and could not help but think that perhaps I am outgrowing La Lopez in the belly department, but at least I dress it up better, no?

Big, yes - undeniably so. But wrinkly and baggy? Umm, I think not!

I would also like to mention that she is not doing anybody any favors by wearing those stilettos. I am not admiring the inner personal strength that allows her to stand and smile on the outside whilst collapsing and whimpering on the inside...

I am thinking 'why must you set this horrible Christina Aguilera-esque example for poor pregnant women everywhere? I thought you were more mature than that nonsense!

Plus, if you MUST wear heels - don't make them the kind that cut you off at the ankles... they make your knees look fat. And at this point, the knees are all we've got left.'

Yup, that's what I'm thinking.

1 comment:

Heather said...

You're clearer the superior grower of twins, no contest!