Day 4 without Statistics

Dear Circus Circus hotel and casino in Reno, NV,

For someplace with so many frills (a super ball machine in the lobby? glow in the dark air hockey?), you sure have sucky internet. For crying out loud, you have a circus!

When I call for tech support, please do not tell me that 2 bars out of 4 is perfectly fine. Please do not ask me if I have any idea what I am doing. 2 bars is not fine, and no, I do not have any idea what I'm doing - that's your job! Please just fix the internet, ASAP .

We have a blog to do.

Love,
~Susan

ed. note: Truth is, she just doesn't want you to hear about the hair-pulling, birthday cake-stealing, clown-punching, up-all-night, naked crying fest that was Reno. Plus she is still pissed that she only made $87 in sweaty $1 bills at amateur night at Harrahs. I think $87 is pretty good for an amateur stripper. Just don't tell them about that six-week stint at the Spearmint Rhino back in '92. Nursing school's expensive, people.

Sometimes you just need to stare at the sea

After driving for hours, Heather turned Mo around the 1,234th curve in the road and we saw this.

Spectacular.

~S

Redwoods are best viewed while lying on forest floor.

Today we saw some of the most beautiful trees... It was a splendid day, and the light was filtering through the branches just right.

Stunning.

~S

Day 3- And we are off again...

Dear Econo-Lodge of Crescent City, CA.,

A girl needs more than 2 towels the size and strength of tissues in which to dry herself...really.
Seriously? 2 towel limit?
You're going to have to do something about that.

Love,
~Susan

Why car dancing is better than the gym (by Susan)

Heather and I had quite the workout in the car today. We learned that I make excellent mix CD's and occupants of other cars find women who dance in their cars amusing.

Who can blame them?

It's late and tomorrow is Crecent City or bust.

~S

Guest Blogger!

Ed. note: Since our regular blogger is a little short on time and photos today, we are pleased to present our first of what we hope will be a regular feature, the Guest Blogger. Anyone who has seen those Audrey Hepburn/AC/DC Gap ads will understand...

TO: Gap, Inc.
FROM: SUSAN
RE: Shame on you, Gap!!

The Audrey pant?? I think not, Gap, Inc.

The pants you are shoving down our throats are nothing the fabulous Ms. Hepburn would have looked at, let alone worn.

What you are presenting are CHINOS in BLACK. That is all. Front pockets AND rear pockets? Belt loops? Wha..? These are not what we expected Mr. Gap. You done us and Audrey Hepburn very, very wrong.

Hang your heads in shame.

Love,
~Susan